These are the people in your neighborhood....

These are the people I hope I don't meet when I'm walking down the street. You can't make this stuff up....

West Metro Police Blotter
MARCH 19
Animal rescue. A distressed squirrel was stuck in a hole in some concrete steps in the 200 block of Morse Avenue.

MARCH 28
Disturbing activity. A snowball thrower was found at the Pizza Ranch, 425 Merger St.

MARCH 29
Miscellaneous. An intoxicated woman in the 6600 block of Pioneer Trail reported that she was afraid of some howling coyotes.

APRIL 5
Suspicious person. Police received a report of an 80-plus -year-old woman peeping into a neighbor's window.