He did NOT!

I'm no slave to fashion. That doesn't mean I don't take obscene pleasure at reading about NYC's fashion week ridiculousness!

This one floored me. Witness Max Azria's BCGC collection...



OK, whatever. It doesn't knock my socks off, but it's not "burn out my retinas" bad either. Eh. But then I read this - He sent THAT down the runway to the song "Big Girl (You Are Beautiful)."

Hold on, I'm over here trying to decide whether to laugh or cry. BIG?!?! Egos, yes, but big girls? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT BIG MEANS?? These people don't even have HIPS! I doubt they've even seen a big veggie platter! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

On behalf of 'curvier' women across America, bite me Max Azria.