Thursday, July 10, 2008

In case you had any doubt.

Karl Rove is a giant douche.

Let's see if I can capture his arguements against appearing under the supeona issued by the House Judiciary Committee here (something not even Presidents have been able to find a way out of):

- I don't care who you are, I don't have to answer to you. Neener.

- Laws? What laws? You silly people still think I'm subject to laws?

- And anyway, I don't know why you all hate me so much. What did I ever do to you? I mean, it's not like I was a giant asshole to everyone on the planet. Oh, wait....

:D